Warm weekend

Saturday Sunday
Hot and sunny, beautiful
You change much, Monday

Payback

Flip you upside down
Bounce your head against the floor
Spin you till you puke

me stupid

How am I so dumb?
Twenty minutes lost searching
Oh, wallet in pants.

9 to 5? i wish

my boss leaves at four
i, still working after six
she is a huge bitch

she's back

days gone unpublished
why can't i keep on schedule
the void is now filled

A new home away from home

Moved to a new Cube
I'm now right on the main drag
This place smells funny

Pulling Weeds

A backyard garden
composed entirely of weeds;
table duplicates.

Days Off Are the Best

stink of unwashed me
lazy on the couch, seated
a wednesday at home

Preparations

I'm having trouble,
contacting the pod people,
to teleport north.

What'd he say?

It doesn't matter,
when speaking to idiots,
if you sound like one

So many shinies

Productivity
What? Something shiny online
The deadline was when?

I Hate *You*, Mr. Mechanic

Ring Ring in my Head
Only in my little head
The phone sits silent

The Suspended Basket

Picture us dangling,
in a basket from a crane;
samples, cores of mud.

My Non-Responsive Clutch

Please, Please call me soon
oh Mr. Mechanic, sir
Tell me what is wrong

Roadtrip in the Midwest

Adult Superstore
and the Baptist Church next door
Sin Sin Repent Sin

Roadtrip in the Southwest

red hills and brown plants
some more brown hills and brown plants
new mexico sucks

Feeling Unsafe at Newark Airport

bag filled, wires galore
airport security smiles
doesn't open my black bag

We gotta move these...

Refridgerators
Your glow shines on my pale face
No hidden treasures

Mind says yay, body says boo

so tired can't wake up
my mind is alive with thoughts
football! stay awake...

Movers and Shakers

Moving reminds me,
nothing ever really lasts ..
.. and it fucking sucks.

need a vacation from my vacation

weekend spent was fun
back to work i go, damn it
4 day week? no, 5

It's Monday!

Another Monday
One more week of work starting
What? Tuesday? Oh yeah!

Rotten Tomatoes

Fried green tomatoes,
tomato sauce, even soup!
.. or rotting on vines.

Labor Day

Summer holiday;
Dozing on our leather couch,
I wake up sweating.

Living Arrangements

The thought of leaving,
Coupled with the thought of you,
Makes me think to stay.

Long-Distance Loving

Long-distance loving:
using telescopes backwards
when viewing the moon.

Letter

Cursive handwriting,
Silver, like the cloud lining;
"I love you, goodbye."

3-day weekend

the weekend beckons
teasing me with beer and boats
can i have one now?

New Wheels?

A purchase of wheels
Automobile - not for me
Two wheels and pedals

searching for a new vehicle

looking for my car
that i have yet to purchase
buy it far away

Halo Owners

Angels have halos,
so do video gamers,
and so do labels.

Suck @ Soccer

Overpowering
The guilt is dragging me down
I should have saved one

family

judging eyes look down
disappointment runs freely
how to gain back trust

Oh.

A bag of gym clothes,
Paper plates with rotting cake;
Reasons for the smell.

just another day on the job

too much work to do
my brain searches for escape
sharpie marker high

ode to management

pay me a lot more
give me every friday off
i may not kill you

it's like a jukebox in my head

song stuck in my head
jessica rabbit-like girl
oh my god, shoot me

What IS that?

I can't figure out,
why my car's interior,
smells like sauerkraut.

a pleasant dream

we drink on the job
or at least i wish we did
i wish oh so hard

Pelly's

Squid taco for lunch;
expensive proposition,
worth every penny.

Forwarded Mail

You forwarded it
Am I to spur a reply?
I can't; He's my boss

i'm not the only one

day skipped already
can i still be in the club
ha! lytri sucks too!

leaving atlantic city

i am much too old
to drink and gamble all day
yes, you're right, i'm not

Full Turnaround

She just changed her mind,
I told her I was leaving;
Complete one-eighty.

a stupid choice

clean out my savings
sell my car and my guitars
bet it all on red

Filling in the Blanks

Plans to write haiku
are only plans until you
put pen to paper.

rather than go to work

pick a song i like
pick six more after that one
here's your mix Cd

Let Me Know

Alright, let me know,
because I'm ready to move;
I need more money.

i don't like it

green and gray colors
puke, rainy day, slime, gases
looks like my turtle

Interface

Ugly interface;
You've settled on pink and gray?
I've puked on my screen.

sick of idiots

die die die die die
die die die die die die die
you useless cock-bag

forgot my post, got drunk instead

somehow and someway
oh, so early in the game
forgot to haiku

diligent dreamer

Eyes closing on couch
This isn't home - Oh no work!
Choc'late and caffeine

In the grass, screaming.

And when I left you,
though you did all the leaving,
What next? Emptiness.

the job hunt

once again questions
will i be a statistic
one year there, now where?

i miss electricity

the rain comes again
candles glowing, no tv
dull conversation

Espresso & Loneliness

Espresso coffee,
made, with love, for coworkers ...
      ... still eat lunch alone.

a case of the tuesdays

break both of my legs,
tear my eyes out of my head,
better than tuesday

Where's my intarwebs?

Log on to PC
Can't communicate; All gone
Network adapters

Headphones At Work

Listening to music,
my coworkers creep behind,
and scare me shitless.

is squirting blood bad?

typical monday
meetings, calls, calls for meetings
pen in jugular

Grayer

The view becomes gray
Outside worse, better to sleep
Less fans, more leaves; Fall

a case of the mondays

kick monday's face in
fuck monday up the pooper
i hate this weekday

best day of the week

brewed a bit of beer
sat on the couch, played x-box
Sundays are the best

Mixing (Los Angeles)

Sliding song fragments,
colored sinusoidal waves,
listened intensely.

Breaking Promises To Myself

my license betrays
young promises: my home state
never new jersey

Dynamic Duo x 2

Inspired but alone
My muse joins for two; and now
M teams with Braincube

Organ Battery

Brown slimy liver,
beautiful cocktail lover;
                          Never believe her!

Recording

This evening I'll sing,
      and slay the mighty dragon;
Let me prove my love.

i Do exist

proof of my live birth
enveloped, in the mail now
soon i will be real

Empty post

Excited to write
Window is ready, Oh No!
Fat finger mashed "Post"

i've learned to use a gun

men hunched in corners
shhh, they say, we're breaking in
comfort in my dog

I'm in

added as author
creative juices flowing
so it has begun

Thawing Juice

Golden grapefruit juice
Back of fridge frozen solid
Cold coffee for now

Intro

One haiku per day
Bouncing around in my skull
Now I type them out